Notable Bird Quotes IX

"As you know, birds do not have sexual organs because they would interfere with flight. As a result, birds are very difficult to arouse sexually. So when they want to reproduce, birds fly up and stand on telephone lines . . . . When they find a conversation in which people are talking dirty, they grip the line very tightly until they are both highly aroused, at which point the female gets pregnant." --Dave Barry, "Sex and the Single Amoeba: What Every Teen Should Know" (from The Quotable Birder, edited by Bill Adler Jr.)
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