Ode to the Classic Crane Urinal

Men worldwide are undoubtedly familiar with this universal symbol of Crane Plumbing, manufacturer of plumbing fixtures and accessories of all kinds.

My frequent interaction with one of their products inspired me to pen this poem (and as you will soon learn, I am no poet):

While I stand here urinating
I can’t help but contemplating

The graceful allure of the stately crane
Whose image graces this humble vessel

And wondering how it came to be
That we treat this bird with such disdain

I just think there must be a hidden message somewhere in this corporate symbol.