Turkey Facts
Ratio of the number of pardons George W. Bush has issued to turkeys to those that he has issued to human beings: 2:1 [Probably 3:1 after this week.--J.T.]
Ratio of the average life span of a commercially-bred turkey to that of a wild one: 1:7
Source: Funny Times (Volume 17, Issue 12, December 2002)
Ratio of the number of pardons George W. Bush has issued to turkeys to those that he has issued to human beings: 2:1 [Probably 3:1 after this week.--J.T.]
Ratio of the average life span of a commercially-bred turkey to that of a wild one: 1:7
Source: Funny Times (Volume 17, Issue 12, December 2002)
posted by John L. Trapp at
11/28/2002 08:51:00 AM
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